My cousin Alhaji John woke me up with a shout of breaking news ( in my head I was like wetin don happen again, maybe they have released the Chibok girls)
Okay oga, what's the gist? my people, you won't believe the almighty breaking news "I WENT TO THE MARKET FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE" as in gini?
In my head I was like that's not a biggie, we, women, do it all the time and guess what my podsters he even got a tomato woman's number (ezioku) so he now has a number to call whenever he needs tomatoes I even learnt a yam seller was fighting to give him her number, I gues7s you ladies know why? but shhhhhhhh make we no spoil tomato seller market cos Alhaji na Lagos big boy ha ha ha ha biko these men make una lef us alone, I haf die here with laf.
Make I rush this cow leg, will be back lerra
Okay oga, what's the gist? my people, you won't believe the almighty breaking news "I WENT TO THE MARKET FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE" as in gini?
In my head I was like that's not a biggie, we, women, do it all the time and guess what my podsters he even got a tomato woman's number (ezioku) so he now has a number to call whenever he needs tomatoes I even learnt a yam seller was fighting to give him her number, I gues7s you ladies know why? but shhhhhhhh make we no spoil tomato seller market cos Alhaji na Lagos big boy ha ha ha ha biko these men make una lef us alone, I haf die here with laf.
Make I rush this cow leg, will be back lerra
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